I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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