hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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