I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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