No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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