help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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Inconspicuously
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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