How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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