return my video game
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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