I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma