At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape