69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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