I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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