I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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