Banned from zoo.
Again?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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