your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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