I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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