do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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