if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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