Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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