I have demons in me.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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