The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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