super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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