Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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