How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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