"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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