goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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