is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Randomize
