I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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