How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Randomize
