Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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