you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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