I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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