Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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