lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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