you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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