And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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