im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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