just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
im on a boat
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