i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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