I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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