i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
its not stalking. its research.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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