I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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