No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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