I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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