the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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