Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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