Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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