I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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