obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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