My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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