You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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