Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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