oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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