So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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