You're completely useless in the revolution.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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