Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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