First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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