he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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